http://www.impudentstrumpet.org/gallimaufries confused jumbles of things Mon, 17 Aug 2009 05:00:35 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Written for Cuddy Fest, prompt #3: Cuddy learns she has breast cancer. Originally posted on 8 August, 2009. A/N: Occurs some time after "Joy" in its own little universe where the remainder of S5 hasn't happened. Many thanks to wendelah1 for proofing my medical research and making me do it over ... http://www.impudentstrumpet.org/gallimaufries/?p=29 Written for Wendelah1 in the 2009 Yuletide New Year's Resolution challenge. Originally posted on 5 January, 2009. Disclaimer: References to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libellous, defamatory, or in any way factual.   A/N: Thanks to a. for poking encouragement and beta, ... http://www.impudentstrumpet.org/gallimaufries/?p=19 Written for SS Huddy.  My recipient asked for post-infarction, pre-ducklings smut. Originally posted on 31 December, 2008. A/N:  Thanks to wendelah1 for last minute beta, Americanising my spelling, and encouragement.  Title is from the Stone Temple Pilots song of the same name.   He’s sitting at the piano, just sitting, when the knocking begins.  ... http://www.impudentstrumpet.org/gallimaufries/?p=11 Written as part of round two, the leftovers, at Get House Laid for prompt 164: House/Cuddy -- pregnancy.   A/N: Italicised portions are from the poem “August” by Esta Spalding.  I seem to be constitutionally incapable of just writing smut.  Feh.  This was sort of an experiment.  It may have, um, failed ... http://www.impudentstrumpet.org/gallimaufries/?p=10 Written as part of the second round at Get House Laid for prompt 180: House/Cuddy -- either one caught masturbating, excites the other. Originally posted on March 20th, 2008. Spoilers: Missing scene from 3.14 'Insensitive'. A/N: Thanks to Wendy for her always-insightful comments and catching my non-American spelling. * You're like trying to divide by ... http://www.impudentstrumpet.org/gallimaufries/?p=9 Written as a stocking-stuffer for Melanie-Anne in the 2007 Yuletide Challenge. The fandom is Hamlet and the request was for mad Ophelia. What a pretty thing, what a pretty and so soft. This little hill will be my kingdom now that I will not be queen. And ... http://www.impudentstrumpet.org/gallimaufries/?p=8 Written for Baranduin in the 2007 Yuletide Challenge. It took Eliza many months to recover from her imprisonment and the wild fight to save her brothers. One by one they came to her to say goodbye, to leave the kingdom and begin their stolen lives anew. One ... http://www.impudentstrumpet.org/gallimaufries/?p=7 Written for Aervir in the 2007 Yuletide Challenge. The unearthly bonds Of the singular Which is the bright light of shipwreck -George Oppen --- Perseus killed her because I could not. That is what you should remember. * The owls in the wood behind me call once, twice. It seems too sleepy a sound for ... http://www.impudentstrumpet.org/gallimaufries/?p=6 Written for Aspen in the 2007 Yuletide Challenge. All characters and recognisable phrases are the property of Guy Gavriel Kay. The words of the poem Desire belong to Joy Harjo. The title of section one is from the song Low Red Moon by Belly. No copyright infringement is intended and no ... http://www.impudentstrumpet.org/gallimaufries/?p=5 A Wild and Distant Shore was my second Pride and Prejudice fanfiction, also written for a challenge at The Hyacinth Gardens. This challenge was to write an Elizabeth/Darcy NB (naughty bit) set in regency time and not occurring at any of the locales mentioned in the novel. I ... http://www.impudentstrumpet.org/gallimaufries/?p=4